{"id":441,"date":"2006-11-13T20:48:13","date_gmt":"2006-11-13T18:48:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/2006\/11\/13\/kein-hund\/"},"modified":"2006-11-13T20:48:13","modified_gmt":"2006-11-13T18:48:13","slug":"kein-hund","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/2006\/11\/13\/kein-hund\/","title":{"rendered":"Kein Hund"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Er: <font color=\"#009900\">&quot;Komm! Los komm!&quot;<\/font><br \/>Sie: <font color=\"#660000\">&quot;Jaja.&quot;<\/font><br \/>Er: <font color=\"#009900\">&quot;Jetzt komm schon!&quot;<\/font><br \/>Sie: <font color=\"#660000\">&quot;Ich bin doch kein Hund!&quot;<\/font><br \/>Ich: <font color=\"#000000\"><\/font><font color=\"#ff0000\">&quot;Stimmt, die Leine fehlt!&quot;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#000000\"><\/font><font color=\"#ff0000\">&nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-content\/plugins\/Wysi-Wordpress\/plugins\/emotions\/images\/clap.gif\" alt=\"emoticon\" title=\"emoticon\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-content\/plugins\/Wysi-Wordpress\/plugins\/emotions\/images\/dunce.gif\" alt=\"emoticon\" title=\"emoticon\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-content\/plugins\/Wysi-Wordpress\/plugins\/emotions\/images\/thumbup.gif\" alt=\"emoticon\" title=\"emoticon\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-content\/plugins\/Wysi-Wordpress\/plugins\/emotions\/images\/lol.gif\" alt=\"emoticon\" title=\"emoticon\" \/><\/font><br \/>&nbsp; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Er: &quot;Komm! Los komm!&quot;Sie: &quot;Jaja.&quot;Er: &quot;Jetzt komm schon!&quot;Sie: &quot;Ich bin doch kein Hund!&quot;Ich: &quot;Stimmt, die Leine fehlt!&quot; &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[249,251],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-days-all-ways","category-humor-ist-wenn-man"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}