{"id":1175,"date":"2008-08-08T10:42:47","date_gmt":"2008-08-08T08:42:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/?p=1175"},"modified":"2008-08-08T10:42:47","modified_gmt":"2008-08-08T08:42:47","slug":"katastrophenmorgen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/2008\/08\/08\/katastrophenmorgen\/","title":{"rendered":"Katastrophenmorgen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Beim Staub saugen \u00fcber den verhinderten Supergau mit der Katzentoilette nachgedacht. In Gedanken verloren den Wassernapf mit dem Stromkabel umgerissen und dabei den Flur unter Wasser gesetzt&#8230; Keinen Lappen gefunden&#8230; die vollgesaugten K\u00fcchenpapiert\u00fccher in die Toilette geschmissen. Toilette verstopft&#8230; Kann mich jemand erschie\u00dfen, bitte? :-(<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Beim Staub saugen \u00fcber den verhinderten Supergau mit der Katzentoilette nachgedacht. In Gedanken verloren den Wassernapf mit dem Stromkabel umgerissen und dabei den Flur unter Wasser gesetzt&#8230; Keinen Lappen gefunden&#8230; die vollgesaugten K\u00fcchenpapiert\u00fccher in die Toilette geschmissen. Toilette verstopft&#8230; Kann mich jemand erschie\u00dfen, bitte? :-(<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[251],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-ist-wenn-man"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1175"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.julia-emde.de\/inside\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}